Primal Feetedness
Jim
As I’m making strides to return to all things “primal” and generally reject the “convenience at any cost” anthem chanted around me, I thought I should do something about this unnatural-foot-shape-business. But I can’t stand going barefoot: I feel every last little spec of dirt, total sensory overload… I’m constantly wiping the [whatever] off my feet, which means my hands have foot all over them all the time… drives me insane. Not to mention that living in my neighborhood presupposes that I’ll have a nail or two pulled from a tire at least once a quarter; what would happen to my feet if I ran around all primally? Besides, most people’s feet are ugly —mine definitely are— and who wants to look at ugly? However, a happy medium was to be found…